This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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