I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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