Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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