Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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