People in love make me want to vomit
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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