Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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