if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
You know you have hit the best years of your life when you enlist the 5 year old to be ball boy during beer pong and pay him with candy you stole from Walgreens
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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