sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
Is it penis luge time yet?
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
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