Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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