my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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