no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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