with your own penis?
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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