The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
When I'm drunk i like to pretend my penis is zeus and instead of peeing i'm throwing lightning bolts into the toilet...it helps me focus.
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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