he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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