We won't sleep together?
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
Randomize
