How'd it feel making her break her religion?
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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