What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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