I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
where are you?
Hypothermia
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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