OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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