My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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