I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
lets start a swedish sibling band together
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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