wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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