Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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