You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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