1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
When are your genitals available?
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
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