she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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