Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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