Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Randomize
