i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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