i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
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