That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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