just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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