So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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