But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
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Dude! wtf happend last nite? I woke up with 2 black eyes and a head ache
You stepped off the curb and face planted the road...twice
Why didnt you hold me up....and why a second time?
I helped you up but figured it was wayy funnier to watch you fall again then lose my buzz....
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
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