somebody snuck up and got me drunk
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
