How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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