Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
vagina is talking i cant
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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