People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
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