I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
the new apple iphone has a feature that can find itself if you lose it, apple is getting closer to making a phone completely drunkproof...
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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