I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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