Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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