I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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