Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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