i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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