Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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