Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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