David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Dick very happy bro
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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