Have you finally orgasmed yet?
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
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