Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Just found my glass of wine on top of the litter box. Every argument ever is invalid.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
