Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
Randomize
