I'm lost and stupid without you.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
The adults are the big ones right?
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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